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Retail arbitrage and magic drama
Howdy! We’re back in the saddle this week with a couple of interesting topics.
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A tape recording of hell
Howdy! Stop the presses!
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We live in a medieval slum & eat only White Castle
Howdy! NextDoor and Facebook are in constant competition to be my least favorite social network.
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Seattle is mostly open!
Howdy! The big news near our house is this jerk of a robin that seems to have a huge problem.
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Fake tuna and an extra inch makes a difference
Howdy! Why would you bother to put fake tuna on a Subway sandwich?
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The economics of dollar stores
Howdy!
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Scary Bats and MSCHF
Howdy! Ok, so we’ve put out a few podcast episodes without a newsletter.
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Life in an influencer house
Howdy! This week Pepper cleaned our garbage disposal with ice. Thank goodness it was already pretty clean!
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Seems dangerous and a bonus episode
Howdy! In the main episode this time, we talk about things that seem safe, but actually aren’t.
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Monkey diapers and naked worshippers
Howdy! It’s no secret that we love watching the George the Monkey open packages, but Pepper is also fascinated by his diaper.
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The internet made Pepper buy it
Howdy! Sometimes, the internet makes something look so tempting you have to buy it.
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Nervous breakdown from the weight of doves
Howdy! This week we talk about a burlesque dancer, Dovita (Rosita), who worked with doves, and ponder whether Pepper could have a similar act with…
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